Enough Dynamite There, Butch?


The Bush Bust Out in six, easy steps:


Step 1: Get your filthy regulations off of my Free Market

you damn, dirty Commie!



Step 2: Selling bad paper to poor people and then re-selling it to each other will make us all rich!

I am a fucking genius!



Step 3: OK, what the hell

just happened?


Step 4: I'm telling you, I'm broke.

Except for my 28 million dollar salary.
And my 67 million in company stocks.
And my eleven houses.
And the 1.1 billion in my portfolio.
Except for that, I'm b-r-o-k-e, broke.


Step 5: So into the Big Media Subterfuge Centrifuge,

set the dial to "We-know-exactly-where-the-WMD-are-hidden", and presto....