Paul Sakuma-AP
In early voting (though there should have been a secret ballot- say elephant voting officials) Valerie, a 26-year-old female elephant from Six Flags Discovery Kingdom in Vallejo, Calif. chose Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Barack Obama. When questioned further Valerie said that McCain's choice of Gov. Palin for VP made her seriously question his judgment, that, and the fact that she prefers her nuts to be of the edible variety.
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