Fighting Liberals: Letterman Top 10 on the Palin Turkey Pardon (NOT)

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Letterman Top 10 on the Palin Turkey Pardon (NOT)

Here are Letterman's "Top 10 Sarah Palin Excuses For the Turkey Slaughter":

10. I can see Russia, but I can't see what's going on 5 feet behind me
9. Not thinking straight after spending all night reading every newspaper and magazine
8. Damn "gotcha" media got me again!
7. My Remington shotgun says I don't need an excuse
6. Those were Al Qaeda turkeys 5. I thought they were just toruting the little guy
4. I mean, doggonit, you know, like we have to lower taxes, and like, it all falls under job security, and we need to drill, you know?
3. Uh, stomach flu?
2. I'll get right back to ya! I'm still adorable, America
1. Don't blame me! Blame Joe the Turkey Slaughterer

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Letterman Top 10 on the Palin Turkey Pardon (NOT)

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